urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:oblivious_dork KUEI THE EARTH KING KUEI THE EARTH KING 2008-03-16T08:32:16Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:oblivious_dork:1053 2008-03-16T08:32:16Z 2008-03-16T08:32:16Z OK. SO.<br /><br />1. APPARENTLY, MY COUNCIL ENGAGED ME TO A GIRL WHO HASN'T HIT PUBERTY YET AND COULD KILL ME ANY SECOND BY MERELY LIFTING HER FINGER.<br /><br />2. APPARENTLY, ZEI IS IN LOVE WITH ME. THIS IS AWKWARD, AS I'M NOT SURE WHAT GENDER HE/SHE IS AND HOW THIS CAME ABOUT. OR HOW TO REACT.<br /><br />3. <font size="6">I STILL CAN'T FIND MY BLOODY BEAR! APPARENTLY!</font><br /><br />MAN, REALITY SUCKS. I ALMOST MISS PALACE LIFE.<br /><br /><br />...ALMOST. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:oblivious_dork:931 2008-02-14T12:28:10Z 2008-02-14T12:28:10Z <div align="center"><form name="quizform" target="_new" action="http://www.kwiz.biz/showquiz.php?quizid=17807" method="post"><br /><table border="1" bordercolor="#000000" bgcolor="#90BED5" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"> <tr><td colspan="2" align="center" bgcolor="083360"><a href="http://www.kwiz.biz/showquiz.php?quizid=17807" target="_new" style="text-decoration: none;"><font style="color : #ffffff; font-family : Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;" color="#ffffff"><b>What The Hell Happened Last Night?</b></a></font></td></tr> <tr><td><font style="color : #000000; font-family : Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">LJ Username </td><td bgcolor="#D8F3F3"><input type="text" name="in0" size="32" maxlength="64" value="OBLIVIOUS_DORK"></td></tr><tr><td><font style="color : #000000; font-family : Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">What did you drink? </td><td bgcolor="#D8F3F3"><input type="text" name="in1" size="32" maxlength="64" value="MILK"></td></tr><tr><td><font style="color : #000000; font-family : Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b>You wake up in the morning next to:</b> </td><td bgcolor="#D8F3F3"><font style="color : #000000; font-family : Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b>usurper_pwn</b></font></td></tr><tr><td><font style="color : #000000; font-family : Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b>...who is wearing:</b> </td><td bgcolor="#D8F3F3"><font style="color : #000000; font-family : Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b>nothing at all</b></font></td></tr><tr><td><font style="color : #000000; font-family : Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b>...and rolls over to you to say:</b> </td><td bgcolor="#D8F3F3"><font style="color : #000000; font-family : Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b>Do you have any Gmail invites?</b></font></td></tr><tr><td><font style="color : #000000; font-family : Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b>...and then:</b> </td><td bgcolor="#D8F3F3"><font style="color : #000000; font-family : Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b>tweaks your nipples</b></font></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" align="center" bgcolor="#083360"><input type="submit" name="submit" value="Try Your Answers!"></td></tr> <tr><td colspan="2" align="center"><font size="-1" style="color : #000000; font-family : Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b>This <a href="http://www.kwiz.biz/" style="color : #000000;"><font style="color : #000000;" color="black">quiz</font></a> by <a href="http://www.kwiz.biz/userprofile.php?userid=21616"><font style="color : #000000;" color="#000000">joneccleston</font></a> - Taken 1008 Times.<img src="http://images.kwiz.biz/kwizcount.gif" width="1" height="1" border="0"><br /></font>&lt;/a&gt;</b></font></td></tr></table><font style="font-family : Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 9pt;"><a href="http://www.kwiz.biz/simplesurveys/paid-surveys.php" style="text-decoration: none;">Take Surveys and Get Cash!</a></font></div><br /></form><br /><br />WTF WAS IN THAT MILK? YOU DRUGGED ME, DIDN'T YOU?<br /><br />ARGH THIS IS BRINGING BACK ALL MY CAREFULLY REPRESSED CHILDHOOD MEMORIES WTF.</font></font></font></font></font> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:oblivious_dork:539 2008-02-06T06:28:45Z 2008-02-06T10:37:59Z GUYS HELP I CAN'T FIND BOSCO NO SRSLY I AM SO WORRIED I NEED TO WRITE THIS DOWN<br /> <br /><b>BOSCO!!!!</b>