KUEI THE EARTH KING

WELL FUCK

Sun, 16 Mar 2008 08:32:16 GMT

OK. SO.

1. APPARENTLY, MY COUNCIL ENGAGED ME TO A GIRL WHO HASN'T HIT PUBERTY YET AND COULD KILL ME ANY SECOND BY MERELY LIFTING HER FINGER.

2. APPARENTLY, ZEI IS IN LOVE WITH ME. THIS IS AWKWARD, AS I'M NOT SURE WHAT GENDER HE/SHE IS AND HOW THIS CAME ABOUT. OR HOW TO REACT.

3. I STILL CAN'T FIND MY BLOODY BEAR! APPARENTLY!

MAN, REALITY SUCKS. I ALMOST MISS PALACE LIFE.

...ALMOST.

RAEP

Thu, 14 Feb 2008 12:28:10 GMT

WTF WAS IN THAT MILK? YOU DRUGGED ME, DIDN'T YOU?

ARGH THIS IS BRINGING BACK ALL MY CAREFULLY REPRESSED CHILDHOOD MEMORIES WTF.

BOSCO!!

Wed, 06 Feb 2008 06:28:45 GMT

GUYS HELP I CAN'T FIND BOSCO NO SRSLY I AM SO WORRIED I NEED TO WRITE THIS DOWN

BOSCO!!!!

What The Hell Happened Last Night?
LJ Username
What did you drink?
You wake up in the morning next to:	usurper_pwn
...who is wearing:	nothing at all
...and rolls over to you to say:	Do you have any Gmail invites?
...and then:	tweaks your nipples

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